Fried? Never. Feared? Always

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This ain’t your average barnyard brawler — this is Sergeant Strut, first of his flock, last to back down. Born in Delaware, trained in chaos, and powered by pure scrapple and vengeance. With a lit cigar, a thousand-yard stare, and attack choppers flanking his tailfeathers, he’s the reason other chickens sleep with one eye open. This sticker doesn’t just stick — it deploys.
DEL-BRED: Cluck hard. Fight harder. Feather never.

This ain’t your average barnyard brawler — this is Sergeant Strut, first of his flock, last to back down. Born in Delaware, trained in chaos, and powered by pure scrapple and vengeance. With a lit cigar, a thousand-yard stare, and attack choppers flanking his tailfeathers, he’s the reason other chickens sleep with one eye open. This sticker doesn’t just stick — it deploys.
DEL-BRED: Cluck hard. Fight harder. Feather never.