SUBJECT: DEL-BRED OPERATIONS

Aliases: “The 302 Masked Heroes,” “Los Pollos Enmascarados,” “Those Two Guys in a Garage.”
Origin: Two Salvadoran imports with feathers of destiny. Successfully infiltrated the American Dream via hard work, pupusas, and questionable caffeine intake.
Cover Jobs:
- Agent #1: Sales Operative – specializes in selling ice to Eskimos, hoodies to grandmas.
- Agent #2: Sushi Engineer – trained in the ancient arts of rolling, slicing, and soy sauce combat.

FIELD REPORTS

HQ Location: Classified (okay fine… the garage, next to a suspicious pile of Red Bull cans).
Board of Directors: Two folding chairs, a rooster clock, and one motivational seagull.
Inventory Tracking: Highly advanced system: “left shelf” and “right shelf.”
Energy Source: Chicken wings, hot sauce, Celsius, Coffee, and unrelenting Delaware pride (302%).

TOP SECRET DOSSIER

Classification: DEL-BRED // Eyes Only
File Name: Operation Chicken Run
Status: Active & Highly Caffeinated

KNOWN CAPABILITIES

Transformation Protocol: Normal citizens by day → Masked Heroes by night. Masks provide +10% boldness, +50% sass, and complete immunity to boring brands.
Design Arsenal: Loud colors, aggressive roosters, fighter jets, and a heat press emoji (🔥👕💨).
Marketing Strategy: Confuse tourists until they buy.

THREAT LEVEL: EXTREME

Why? Designs so bold they disrupt pigeon-led fashion cartels.
Risk Factor: Grandmas leaving flea markets with 2+ hoodies.
Conclusion: DEL-BRED is not to be underestimated.

FINAL NOTE

If intercepted, do not approach without proper mask protection. Exposure may result in uncontrollable laughter, sudden hoodie purchases, and chanting:
“Small State. Loud Pride. Fueled by Chicken Wings.”