Thunder Rooster First State Grit Edition

$23.00

🚨 Not Your Grandpa’s Chicken Feed 🚨

This isn’t just a hat—it’s a warning label for your forehead.

Featuring the battle-hardened DEL-BRED Thunder Rooster, forged in the skies over Dover and raised on attitude, jet fuel, and Horseshoe Crab soup. With a fighter jet locked and loaded below his beak and a stare that could scramble your Wi-Fi, this bird doesn’t do casual strolls—he does flybys and flexes.

🔥 Highlights:

  • First State Crit certified cluckstorm

  • EST. 2025, because legends need a birthdate

  • Horseshoe crabs for sidekicks (because Delaware weird is Delaware proud)

  • Jet fighter included—pilot license not

Perfect for high-speed coffee runs, power struts through farmers markets, or letting folks know you didn’t just cross the road—you dominated it.

Strap it on. Fire it up. Crit responsibly.

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🚨 Not Your Grandpa’s Chicken Feed 🚨

This isn’t just a hat—it’s a warning label for your forehead.

Featuring the battle-hardened DEL-BRED Thunder Rooster, forged in the skies over Dover and raised on attitude, jet fuel, and Horseshoe Crab soup. With a fighter jet locked and loaded below his beak and a stare that could scramble your Wi-Fi, this bird doesn’t do casual strolls—he does flybys and flexes.

🔥 Highlights:

  • First State Crit certified cluckstorm

  • EST. 2025, because legends need a birthdate

  • Horseshoe crabs for sidekicks (because Delaware weird is Delaware proud)

  • Jet fighter included—pilot license not

Perfect for high-speed coffee runs, power struts through farmers markets, or letting folks know you didn’t just cross the road—you dominated it.

Strap it on. Fire it up. Crit responsibly.