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🚨 Not Your Grandpa’s Chicken Feed 🚨
This isn’t just a hat—it’s a warning label for your forehead.
Featuring the battle-hardened DEL-BRED Thunder Rooster, forged in the skies over Dover and raised on attitude, jet fuel, and Horseshoe Crab soup. With a fighter jet locked and loaded below his beak and a stare that could scramble your Wi-Fi, this bird doesn’t do casual strolls—he does flybys and flexes.
🔥 Highlights:
First State Crit certified cluckstorm
EST. 2025, because legends need a birthdate
Horseshoe crabs for sidekicks (because Delaware weird is Delaware proud)
Jet fighter included—pilot license not
Perfect for high-speed coffee runs, power struts through farmers markets, or letting folks know you didn’t just cross the road—you dominated it.
Strap it on. Fire it up. Crit responsibly.
🚨 Not Your Grandpa’s Chicken Feed 🚨
This isn’t just a hat—it’s a warning label for your forehead.
Featuring the battle-hardened DEL-BRED Thunder Rooster, forged in the skies over Dover and raised on attitude, jet fuel, and Horseshoe Crab soup. With a fighter jet locked and loaded below his beak and a stare that could scramble your Wi-Fi, this bird doesn’t do casual strolls—he does flybys and flexes.
🔥 Highlights:
First State Crit certified cluckstorm
EST. 2025, because legends need a birthdate
Horseshoe crabs for sidekicks (because Delaware weird is Delaware proud)
Jet fighter included—pilot license not
Perfect for high-speed coffee runs, power struts through farmers markets, or letting folks know you didn’t just cross the road—you dominated it.
Strap it on. Fire it up. Crit responsibly.