The Cockpit Commander

$2.00

Lock up your hens and clear the runway — the DEL-BRED rooster just hit Mach 302. Born in Long Neck, raised on jet fuel and state pride, this bird doesn’t cluck — it issues commands. With fighter jets flanking him and more feathers than your uncle’s mullet, this ain't a sticker… it's a tactical barnyard flex. Precision-coordinated with USDA-certified attitude and enough strut to register on radar.
DEL-BRED: Coordinates locked. Rooster deployed. Freedom crow incoming.

Lock up your hens and clear the runway — the DEL-BRED rooster just hit Mach 302. Born in Long Neck, raised on jet fuel and state pride, this bird doesn’t cluck — it issues commands. With fighter jets flanking him and more feathers than your uncle’s mullet, this ain't a sticker… it's a tactical barnyard flex. Precision-coordinated with USDA-certified attitude and enough strut to register on radar.
DEL-BRED: Coordinates locked. Rooster deployed. Freedom crow incoming.