Feather state

$2.00

This rooster’s been serving looks since 1787 and hasn’t missed a single strut. With tail feathers fresher than your cousin’s wedding fade and a gaze sharper than a fillet knife at a crab feast, he’s here to remind you: Delaware didn’t just become the First State — it hatched it. Born with state pride, barnyard grit, and a constant suspicion of New Jersey. Slap this sticker on anything and instantly raise its street cred by at least 302%.
DEL-BRED: Flapping since the Constitution was in beta.

This rooster’s been serving looks since 1787 and hasn’t missed a single strut. With tail feathers fresher than your cousin’s wedding fade and a gaze sharper than a fillet knife at a crab feast, he’s here to remind you: Delaware didn’t just become the First State — it hatched it. Born with state pride, barnyard grit, and a constant suspicion of New Jersey. Slap this sticker on anything and instantly raise its street cred by at least 302%.
DEL-BRED: Flapping since the Constitution was in beta.