DEL-BRED 302: This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Chicken
Born in Delaware. Raised on liberty. Forged in the flames of backyard BBQs and Revolutionary spirit — this rooster didn’t just cross the road… he stormed it, dual-wielding freedom and flapping in the face of tyranny.
Perfect for:
– Patriotic poultry lovers
– 2A enthusiasts who also like breakfast
– Anyone brave enough to wear a chicken that could bench press your uncle
Warning: May cause chest hair growth, spontaneous national anthem singing, and the overwhelming urge to fist bump grandma.
Born in Delaware. Raised on liberty. Forged in the flames of backyard BBQs and Revolutionary spirit — this rooster didn’t just cross the road… he stormed it, dual-wielding freedom and flapping in the face of tyranny.
Perfect for:
– Patriotic poultry lovers
– 2A enthusiasts who also like breakfast
– Anyone brave enough to wear a chicken that could bench press your uncle
Warning: May cause chest hair growth, spontaneous national anthem singing, and the overwhelming urge to fist bump grandma.
Born in Delaware. Raised on liberty. Forged in the flames of backyard BBQs and Revolutionary spirit — this rooster didn’t just cross the road… he stormed it, dual-wielding freedom and flapping in the face of tyranny.
Perfect for:
– Patriotic poultry lovers
– 2A enthusiasts who also like breakfast
– Anyone brave enough to wear a chicken that could bench press your uncle
Warning: May cause chest hair growth, spontaneous national anthem singing, and the overwhelming urge to fist bump grandma.