Cluckin’ Loud, Proud, and Possibly Illegal

$2.00

"This ain’t just a sticker. It’s a declaration of war on mediocrity. Behold: the DEL-BRED rooster — a genetically overconfident, state-sanctioned feather missile born in a cornfield, raised on jet fuel, and baptized in scrapple grease. It crows at dawn and the jets respond. Slap this bad boy on your cooler, your truck, your baby’s forehead — wherever pure, unfiltered 302 insanity belongs.

"This ain’t just a sticker. It’s a declaration of war on mediocrity. Behold: the DEL-BRED rooster — a genetically overconfident, state-sanctioned feather missile born in a cornfield, raised on jet fuel, and baptized in scrapple grease. It crows at dawn and the jets respond. Slap this bad boy on your cooler, your truck, your baby’s forehead — wherever pure, unfiltered 302 insanity belongs.