This sticker contains exactly zero logic and 100% poultry-powered paranoia.
Some say it’s a mushroom. Others say it’s a tiny landing pad for alien chickens. Either way, slap this on your gear and let the world know you’ve been del-bred and mind-fed.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the coop wall you stare at while questioning reality.
This sticker contains exactly zero logic and 100% poultry-powered paranoia.
Some say it’s a mushroom. Others say it’s a tiny landing pad for alien chickens. Either way, slap this on your gear and let the world know you’ve been del-bred and mind-fed.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the coop wall you stare at while questioning reality.