Beam me up, I pecked the wrong fungus 🛸🍄

$2.00

This sticker contains exactly zero logic and 100% poultry-powered paranoia.

Some say it’s a mushroom. Others say it’s a tiny landing pad for alien chickens. Either way, slap this on your gear and let the world know you’ve been del-bred and mind-fed.

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the coop wall you stare at while questioning reality.

This sticker contains exactly zero logic and 100% poultry-powered paranoia.

Some say it’s a mushroom. Others say it’s a tiny landing pad for alien chickens. Either way, slap this on your gear and let the world know you’ve been del-bred and mind-fed.

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or the coop wall you stare at while questioning reality.